Saturday, April 17, 2010

Vada Poche....

Exam season has started and I am starting to feel the heat in addition to Chennai's heartless veyyil...Yet here I am 24x7 in front of the PC on a major downloading spree.Why you ask?Simple Airtel is smiling down on all its customers offering superb download speeds and why waste a chance to abuse it ? :D

Right...Namma topic..Oru chinna recap...The phrase made popular by vadivelu refers to something that you want but cycle gap le you lost to somebody else..(Contextual meaning maa ;))And in our case not once or twice but three times..

First Vada-
Namma Hero X....
Typical first day of college...Scared Faces,new rules,new environment,people trying to get to know each other,judgements and other blahs...

Our hero being the garrulous and vivacious(ahem ahem !Typical)guy keeps socialising and the wandering eyes suddenly came to a stand still when he saw her...

(BGM-Naaagradhaana dirannanna dhirana)

First sight le fire works....An instant rush of all the things he loved came to him and as he rushed through them he made a mental note to add her to the list.
Success!Appended...

So as like always our hero fell hopelessly in love with our heroine Y1...She was the exact opposite..Calm,composed,reserved and yeah a bit shy....

Days and Nights passed as our hero started tutoring himself watching all the cheesy gooey romantic flicks where the one qualification to fall in love was portrayed like

Girl:why should I fall in love with you?
Guy:Because I am a guy..
Girl either huffs off(good for her!give the guy two hards slaps you bitch!)or watches the guy dewy-eyed(Now give the bitch two slaps)

So he built his solitude fortress around him with hope without succumbing to dope(Okay Okay the rhyme was lame)....

The saddest part was that his companions had to spend all their time listening to his ramblings...They could take it no more one day when finally they tricked both of them to speak to each other...

Climax:They liked each other and were surprised to find how alike they were and fell madly in love with each other.Everything was fine until one day..Beep.Enough with the fantasy.Back to the conversation

X:Hi
Y1:Hi
X:How are you?
Y1:Fine
X:Had lunch?
Y1:Yeah
X:How is college?
Y1:Fine I guess.
X:Ok bye!


Ipdilam pesina epdinga correct agum?

This was the first and last conversation they ever had...He was elated as she was I should say confused and appalled...

He apologized to her for the conversation and it was one too far when he declared his undying love for her....She could have been disapproving true but no she was not...


She was actually horrified and repulsed and so was our hero when she disclosed that she was in a serious relationship..


Vada Poche...


Second Vada-

One year Later
Same college,same old boring faces who dont give a crap but a change of building...

Namma Hero X

The same garrulous guy he was chatting away nonchalantly when again the wandering eyes rested on her..

(Again-Nagrdhhhaana Dhiraanananna Dhiranaa)

There she was as fresh as a flower dipped in early march dew.The spectacles might have added a bit of geek-i-ness to her look you might think but he preferred to think of them as a ray of...Ah!Who am I kidding?She was a nerd all right...

Anyway Y2, as we shall call her ,was our junior who had no idea that she was at the receiving end of an undying love...(What difference does it make?Seriously!)Meanwhile our hero's friends had to endure the same ramblings again only now Y1 was substituted with Y2's name..Our hero had no chance of even approaching our heroine as her Daddy dearest performed the duties of a bodyguard to perfection...

And then as fate would have it she sat next to me in the bus one day...Ah!Now you might think Cupid had had enough and sent me to do his work...But as Satan casted his bewitching smile on me I had no idea that she was "The" girl and went about having a normal conversation with her....Only while discussing this with another friend did I realize Paavam!Kadavuluku kooda porrukkale!

My shrug was nothing compared to the dismay our hero had to go through when he heard this...
There was the only chance which I had let slip through my very fingers....

The usual stages of denial and acceptance were gone through when suddenly one morning he woke up and realized-

Adada!Vada Poche...

Third Vada-

A year later

Our hero still being the optimistic (ah!You would know by this time what adj am gonna use)
Right..Now this time he let his eyes wander in the train as he was travelling to his home town and there those eyes fell on a very face he'd been looking at for the past 2 years.....

(Nagrrdhaana..Argggggg!Aren't we tired of this by now?)

Uff!!Anyways there she was purely bored and he decided to strike a conversation with her and was pleasantly surprised when he found that they shared the same interests...It was one memorable journey(You might want to enact the first scene from ennaku 20 unnaku 18 here!)

Moving on..For once our thala did not choose to fall for her....But his gang of smart-mouths wouldn't leave him alone..On and on they went about how they two were going to end up together until finally

(Nagrdddhaana didranna diranna)Oops!Couldn't help it sorry ! :D

Now third time's a charm right?But our hero knew by this time pretty much what all could go wrong and meticulously made a list.But as fate would have it our Y3 hated any form of commitment having been unceremoniously dumped by a guy(You know am not sure yet, so maybe we'll wait until he comes "out of the closet")who as days inched past ,I swear ,looked more and more like one ugly duckling(the difference being you can sympathize with the duckling while this douche-bag needs two good whacks on his head to set him straight)...Right yes and our hero chose the wrong time again...But since they had such a good rapport he thought it was only a matter of time before they started dating(or so he wished)...He tried everything from flirting(trust me It was lil' better than last time) to being there listening to all the senti(read lame) stories of how she got dumped and all those dhoka stories...He even met her parents..So close.... but what our hero did not know was that our Y3 had the hots for someone else who was way,way,way(did I use 3 ways?well add some more!)out of her league...Now,our hero didn't give up so easily this time...He tried to convince her that he was true-love material..There were those times when he almost told her,times when he almost wanted to give up,times when he was elated,times when he was frustrated until one day:

Y3:Can I tell you something?
X:*Jumping*Sure..
Y3:I have met many people but I dont think I have met anyone as nice as you.You're wonderful.
X:*Concealing glee*I try..
Y3:No seriously..Can I ask you something?
X:*Bated breath*What?
Y3:Can we be like this you know like forever?
X:Like what?*Gasping*
Y3:You know like friends like this?Always someone I can talk to ,who consoles me and respects me and is there for me.No agenda.No rules.Just friends.Best friends.Always.

#Glass Shattering sounds#

X:*sputters* S-shhh-shhhuuu-sure :)

Mind Voice:Adada Vada Poche!

Thus ended another one of his epic,conquest sagas..

Now you might think the story ends here..Clearly ,you are wrong.After all isn't there a year after this?

And this time Namma hero heart Jessie Jessie nu solla arambichachu :)

Expected Sequel :Thambi Tea innum varale...

Until the next one,
Gaya :)


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